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Last year at a halloween kegger, a guy came up to me and asked “Does this washcloth smell like chloroform?”.. Thank god I paid attention in chemistry and avoided that cold case.
When you’re at a party and people just start fighting in front of you, like..
When my work gives awards to the same people every month..
who said stop?
Who takes their shirt off like that?
Can I just…
(Source: uncuts, via theawkwardlifeofnatalee)
(Source: c-mines, via tsukiss)
*flicks holy water on you* leave
(Source: dominatrixes, via blackendwhitedreams)
Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?
like where does this shit be coming from?
am I a fucking fairy?
(Source: 2am-poetry, via sodamnrelatable)